Funny Quotes From Celebrities

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. “i never got into this business thinking i’d be like a movie star.” — glenn close. Check out the funniest canadian quotes of all time.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. “if you want to know what god thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —dorothy parker 35. If there were a king of weird celebrity quotes, it might just be nicholas cage, and the biggest jewel in his crazy crown is this statement, made.

If you ever want someone to confess to murder, just make him or her sit through that film.

A constant proof that god loves us, and loves to see us happy.” —benjamin franklin. Here are the 100 best funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the hilarious side of relationships. Of arrogance, germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in america are named bush, dick, and colin. 1 copy life is like an onion;