Funny Quotes For Office

Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. tori filler experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want. You may remember me from such classic out of office messages as “i’m at outside lands watching metallica” or “visiting my family in florida.” i’m here today to talk to you about paul sokol, and the email you just sent him. “i talk a lot, so i learn to tune myself out.”.

Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. “my boss did a boss job healing the boss’s itchy boss.”. I can’t wait to hear that you have been crowned as the “gossip queen” at the workplace.

One more and it would have been a complete phone number.” — kevin malone

“oh, damn it,” he proclaims, “some asshole has my pen!” a man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said “help wanted,” so the man ran in the store and yelled out, “what’s wrong?!” what did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into the office? Great to hear that you’re going away. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.”. Written by celendion dec 04, 2021 · 2 min read.